An Elf Overrun Lord - Ezuri, Renegade Leader
Elves are known for being weedy little green guys with woop-loads of synergy especially in the mana-making department. Where before they had to go outside the tribe to get some beatdown going with Coat of Arms, Kamahl, Fist of Krosa or Overrun, Scars is handing Elves a turn 2 drop with lots and lots of potential. He's a decent 2/2 for 3 and has both the important characteristics you need in an aggressive Elf build: He's an Elf (ok, that's one's obvious) and he's a warrior. When he starts benefitting from both Elf and Warrior he's going to be annoying just by himself. He's adding to your Elf count for all the important "elf count" reasons but his text-box is what will push him right up there for inclusion with Rhys the Redeemed as a choice Elf General. Elves can benefit from the inclusion of White that Rhys provides but they don't necessarily require it to be viable. Rhys can churn out an army if left alone long enough but he shouldn't be, and regularly isn't, allowed to do so. What Rhys doesn't have is a way to protect key elements and here is where Ezuri calls attention to himself for the first time. Someone want to Terror your Priest of Titania and you have an untapped Forest? It's not happening. [This is some unobservant shit right here! Regenerate from a Terror? For shame! Read "Doom Blade" in that last sentence and you get the idea!] Keep that active Priestess open and Ezuri is going to regenerate your entire team if someone foolishly chooses a boardwipe without a "no regeneration clause". The only slight disadvantage is that he can't help himself, only other Elves.
His second ability is where Ezuri really shines. One of the disadvantages of Elves is that while they can swarm pretty well, there's not been an Elf Legend that can really push their damage potential over the top. The afforementioned Coat of Arms, Kamahl, Fist of Krosa or Overrun are generally included in the hope that they will become available at the right time and each has it's own drawback: Coat will also pump opponent's creatures; Kamahl is not an Elf, probably isn't your general and costs 10 to cast and activate his second ability; and Overrun is a Sorcery (still not an instant, Marc!) in a colour that doesn't really have a cheap way to tutor for it when necessary. Ezuri as your general gives you this ability built in and freely available from the General Zone to bust out a bunch of dorks and turn them into a force that will put a dent in any life total.
Do not underestimate the ability to protect your army and have repeated Overruns on a stick. He's cheap and he ticks all the right boxes. Straight to the top of the Elf Legend queue, Mr. Ezuri!
A Zombie Dragon - Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon
Skithiryx gains immediate bonus flavour points for being an undead dragon skeleton (though you have to ask yourself how an undead dragon with no wing membrane stays aloft). He's a 4/4 flier for 3BB which are acceptable stats. He's smaller than other dragons but that's not as relevant as it would normally be as he regenerates for BB. He's only the second Dragon in the game with this ability after Hellkite Overlord and he's a lot cheaper to cast. That's not what pushes him over the top however. He has haste if you happen to have a spare B lying about the turn you cast him. That isn't what pushes him over the top either (and, honestly, optional haste is a bit of a waste of an ability; either build it in or don't, it's useless after the first turn anyway)
What pushes Skithiryx over the top is the new key-word "infect". Infect is a mix of Wither and Poison: You deal wither damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and Poison damage to players. The advantage of dealing poison counters to players is that it only takes 10 to kill a player making Skithiryx what in normal damage terms would essentially be the equivalent to an 8/4 when unblocked. Two and a half hits just with this bag of bones and you've won the game and that's without pumping him in some manner. If he tackles a bigger beast than he is, well that beast isn't going to be bigger much longer with all the -1/-1 counters he's handing out. He regenerates to be able to stick around to do it again next turn too so all in all this is a nice creature to have on your side. All that taken together is what pushes him over the top in EDH.
In EDH we have 40 life, 21 general damage and 10 poison counters as means of winning the game (There's decking and a couple of "I win" cards but essentially the first three is what we're focusing on.) Poison was pretty much the forgotten child up until now but with Scars of Mirrodin and the two subsequent extensions, that's about to change. Skithiryx is the first huge step in that change. Where a normal general is looking to get in for 21 general damage, Skithiryx is looking to get in for 21 general damage or 10 poison counters, whichever happens first. Anyone who's any good at math can tell you that 10 is most likely going to happen before 21. Should you use Skithiryx as your general, you're announcing that you intend to win in half the time another 4/4 general would usually require. Add in Unholy Strength, Howl from Beyond, Hatred or any other boost effect and you can cut the time it takes you to win down even further. Look at all the support cards that Scars is offering the Infect mechanic, especially the other new Scars keywords "Proliferate", and it's entirely possible that you're not using Skithiryx as a two hit general, rather that you're intending to win once he connects even once as some smaller minnions have gotten in there already to start the infection and he's just the coup de grace.
A new, very aggressive black aggro-poison strategy is now available in EDH and it's got Skithiryx front and center. Dust off your leeches and fight the infection! [And check the comments below for how to die to general damage (not poison counters) from Skithiryx !]
Let's be honest, Skithiryx is not a flavour legend, he's a mechanic-driven beast with extra "legendary". Scars of Mirrodin has given us a second mono-black general who is very much a sop to the Vorthos types out there who clamour for storyline enrished goodness at every opportunity. Geth is a Lich. At the end of the original Mirrodin Block storyline Geth was decapitated but, being a lich, he just went on undying. Apparently in the intervening time he managed to convey himself back to the Mephidross and went about putting a body together with the help of some of Magics' more dastardly villans: the Phyrexians. Those nice Phyrexians gave Geth the lovely half artifact/half carapace thing you can see in the card-art here.
Strangely enough, even though the Phyrexians are the source of the infection, they didn't give it to Geth so he doesn't get to poison or wither like Skithiryx. He's a formidable leader apparently so he gets to Intimidate and he's got a decent 5/5 body to go with his 4BB cc. His ability is interesting and self sustaining and very relevant for both standard and EDH except for one little thing: the Eldrazi are everywhere and mono-black doesn't destroy artifacts well in order to get the Geth ball rolling. There work getting that first artifact (and thus the mill effect) into play and you could just as easily hit one of our colourless legendary friends and undo all the hard work.
Edit: Nah, you don't really want to read all that stuff up there! ;o) As was pointed out in the comments, Geth's reanimate ability is not just for artifacts, a card type that, along with Enchantments, Mono-B usually has a little more trouble than most handling once they have resolved. It also targets creatures which is a card type that Mono-B generally has very little trouble dealing with, thankyouverymuch! So what does that change? His ability can target two very common card types in EDH and is self sustaining. He can start the ball rolling in-colour and, as such, is potentially very effective as a mono-coloured general. If an opponent doesn't have the means to automatically re-shuffle his/her graveyard into their library, you've got the upperhand in the resources game because you're depriving him/her of potential cards in hand and thus solutions to deal with your Geth.
There is a small downside to giving your opponent an increased number of cards in his/her graveyard, that's a resource he/she can mine too, however I think that here the advantages outweigh the disadvantages given that it's now your resource pool too and you have a means to play repeated, targetted Beacon of Unrests at instant speed while your opponent has to use a new card each time to benefit in the same way. You're using your opponent's resources to win the resource war and, in doing so, fuel the pool.
I mentioned the Eldrazi Legends above and I'd like to come back to them. Unlike Darksteel Collossus, who has a replacement ability and never goes to the graveyard, Geth can yoink an Eldrazi Legend out of your graveyard in response to the ability going on the stack. In fact, should this ever happen, if you listen carefully, you will actually hear a tiny >YOINK!< noise as Geth's ability resolves. The grumbling noise you will hear just afterwards is your opponent grinding his teeth.
So, am I sold on Geth now? I'm not sure. Yes, it's a lot better than I had originally thought and he can head up a very focused type of Mono-B EDH deck. I still think 5B is a hefty price to pay for your general, though it's true that we see Invasion and Planar Chaos Dragons quite frequently so a cmc of 6 is not strictly "too much". I think I'll have to see Geth in action to fully appreciate his power.
Edit: Ok, I'm halfway through our first Draft and I got passed a foil Geth as a second pick/first pack. The player to my right preferred the 7/7 green dude who blows up blockers. I take it all back.
Geth is insane.
A Kitty with a Rack - Kemba, Kha Regent
Finally we have a mono-W general, Kemba. In the original Mirrodin we had another mono-W Cat legend, Raksha the Golden Cub, but a 3/4 for 5WW was always going to be a hard sell unless his ability was really stunning. Giving your creatures Double Strike if he's equipped is neat but it's not setting the world alight, especially at that CMC. Kemba is from line of younger sleeker Cat Legends. She gives up a point of power to Raksha for a 4 mana cost reduction. Nice trade up! At 1WW she's playable and she's still got junk in the trunk at 2/4.
What about the ability trade-off? I'm sure everyone would just love a straight discounted Raksha but you can't have everything. Instead of granting your cats Double Strike, Kemba gives you free 2/2 cats for each equipment attached to her. One equip: one 2/2. 5 Equips: five 2/2s. Realistically you're not going to get a huge number of equipments onto her any any one time, but there are quite a few juicy ones that would make it worthwhile. Konda's Banner springs to mind. Kemba herself doesn't gain anything but she'll be whelping 4/4s, not 2/2s, if she's holding the Banner.
One of the most impresive things about Kemba is that, not only is she an equipment based general, she solves your ususal problems of balancing the volume of equipment in your deck with the number of creatures you actually have to equip. Now you don't really need to worry about going overboard on the equipment side of things, either you put it all on Kemba herself or on one of the many cats she's pumping out each turn. Did I mention that they are free, these 2/2s? That's probably important.
Given that the ever increasing instances of equipment support are turning up in mono-white of late, Kemba is going to have all the back-up she needs to find and equip the bling that builds her army. Cats are not the most explosive tribe ever but Kemba is a step in the right direction for a solid Cat deck. Hum, Is this the right place to question whether R&D are aware that they are treading a very fine line with Kemba? Give lady bling: lady gives you babies. There's a message here somewhere. Who designed the card exactly?
As her flavour text proclaims: "I am not Raksha. I never will be." Damn right, you're playable!
Given that the ever increasing instances of equipment support are turning up in mono-white of late, Kemba is going to have all the back-up she needs to find and equip the bling that builds her army. Cats are not the most explosive tribe ever but Kemba is a step in the right direction for a solid Cat deck. Hum, Is this the right place to question whether R&D are aware that they are treading a very fine line with Kemba? Give lady bling: lady gives you babies. There's a message here somewhere. Who designed the card exactly?
As her flavour text proclaims: "I am not Raksha. I never will be." Damn right, you're playable!
That's all for now folks. Here's a quick recap:
Top of the class: Skithiryx. New archetype, new playable Mono-B general. Beastly beast. A+
Close Second: Ezuri. Right up there for the go-to elf general. Will being Mono-G hurt his chances as he goes toe-to-toe with G/W Rhys?
Moving up through the pack: Geth. I'm bowing to crowd pressure here. He's not as explosive as Skithiryx or Ezuri given the built in damage work-around of the Dragon or the tribal support of the Elves.
Thunder Cat: Kemba. Nice cost, nice ability, right colour for all the support you will need, nice rack, questionable sexual politics in the design process. Not a "Must Play" legend, but a good, fun legend.
Thunder Cat: Kemba. Nice cost, nice ability, right colour for all the support you will need, nice rack, questionable sexual politics in the design process. Not a "Must Play" legend, but a good, fun legend.
Man, I hate to nitpick, but I noticed quite a few things in your write-up that I simply must address.
ReplyDeleteFirst off, in your write-up on Ezuri, you imply that Ezuri's Regenerate ability will stop a Terror. I must remind you that Terror has an Anti-Regen clause, and the Priest of Titania you cite in your example would be just as dead. Perhaps you were thinking of Doom Blade?
In your write up of Skithiryx, you seem not to understand how Infect works. A creature with Infect does not deal normal damage at all. When Skithiryx hits a player, he will give them 4 poison counters, but will NOT affect their life total at all. It is impossible to General Damage someone with Skithiryx. Your math, however is correct, and the General Damage would not matter, as he'd kill them with Poison Counters before he'd deal 21 damage.
Finally, your most egregious error of all comes in the third write up, for Geth, Lord of the Vault. While I do tend to agree with your assessment that Skithiryx is probably the more viable Mono-B general of the two, you seem to have DRASTICALLY sold Geth short. How? Well, in your write up, you seem to be under the impression that Geth only targets Artifacts... read again: he also Zombifies creatures. Which, as you well know Black IS good at killing creatures - very good. You state that a Geth deck needs to kill an artifact to get his ability online, but that is not true at all. All it takes is a single dead creature to get started. Very, very doable in Black.
Eldrazi do pose a bit of a problem for him, but your rating of "Lagging Far Behind" should probably be revised. I'd actually rate him a bit higher than Kemba, as his ability is FAR more potent than pooping out a few 2/2 Cat tokens.
I realize at this point I probably sound like a jerk, calling you out on all this. So I will say that I thought your analysis of Kemba's "questionable sexual politics" in that her mechanic roughly equates to "Give lady bling: lady gives you babies" was absolutely brilliant, and I will be pointing out your observation to anyone who will listen to me.
Anyway, sorry for the largely negative post, but I just couldn't let it slide, especially when you're dissin' on my man, Geth. :/ Besides, I totally understand, as I have made countless RTFC errors in my time. :)
Cool, I have active readers! Nitpick all you like, man, nitpick to your heart’s content.
ReplyDeleteThe Terror/regenerate thing on Ezuri is true and a complete brainfart on my part. I haven’t played a real Terror in years TBH outside of my cube and I can’t recall even drafting one in it recently either. I mean, who reads the text on Terror now? Mea Culpa. I hope you don’t mind me editing this in after the fact?
Impossible to General Damage anyone with Skithiryx, you say? I say Nay! If you get 8 poison counters from Skithiryx, play Leeches to remove those counters, get hit twice again and Regrowth your Leeches to play it again, guess what? You’re probably going to die to general damage from Skithiryx unless you can get rid of it before it hits you again. Yeah, this is an extreme corner case, sure, but not improbable in it’s mechanics. Playing with Rafiq-colours for example gives you access to the tutors to find both Leeches and a Regrowth effect. Skithiryx deals general damage in the form of poison counters, if those counters are removed, he has still dealt general damage as general damage cannot be removed.
Geth is once again a case of not having read the card correctly. Creatures too you say? That’s a different kettle of fish. I’m going to take a knee on that one and come back with a DarkThaumaturge dedicated monster edit.
I have to counter your “sounding like a jerk” claim, however. I find that the ability to correctly read cards is pretty much essential to correctly review them and as such, failure to do so deserves being called out on it. That doesn’t mean I like Geth now however…… ;o)
Cool, I'm glad I didn't come across as a pompous ass or anything. I definitely do agree with you that Skithiryx will make a better General than Geth. I am actually much more interested in playing Geth in Thraximundar and other decks, but not as a General. I do think he'd be fine, but there are better choices for Mono-B.
ReplyDeleteAnd since even I can be guilty of not reading the card correctly, I recently thought Show and Tell would allow me to dump my whole hand of huge creatures and enchantments... sigh. Oh well.
BTW, I loved your Tooth & Nail deck from a few posts ago. I shamelessly stole the idea, but I'm running Horde of Notions as my General for it, and left out some of the elements that I wasn't a fan of (Iona is awesome powerful, but I feel like a dick playing her). I posted a list at my blog, but I've revised it a bit since. I'm waiting until I feel it is more or less complete before I post the final list.
Good stuff, link it in here once you're all done. I've change the Thrashing Wumpus for a Pestilence Deamon in the meantime because I cracked a foil one but otherwise it's gone into my EDH deck rotation with the others. Haven't played it since we got the Scars product though, we're playing sealed 24/7 here.
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm halfway through our first Draft and I got passed a foil Geth as a second pick/first pack. The player to my right preferred the 7/7 green dude who blows up blockers. I take it all back.
ReplyDeleteGeth is insane.
First up is "Why pass a 5/5 Intimidate for a clunky 7/7 even if he does blow stuff up?" I asked the guy who passed the Geth why and he kinda shrugged and said he preferred the ability on the green monster.
We got paired in the second round and Geth blew him up in game one. It wasn't even close to funny. If you have Geth in play or about to come online you can make all sorts of stupid trades just to get a creature/artifact into their graveyard. 5cc is the sweet spot: you already have 5B from casting Geth anyway and the creatures that cost 5 are generally a decent enough deal both to have on your side and to mill your opponent for a good chunk of his library. Any artifact at the same cost that your opponent is playing is obviously a great steal or they wouldn't both playing it. Game 2 I didn't see Geth but I had the Soltarion & Crossbow machine-gun thing and lots of blue to fuel it. Killed his stupid 7/7 too.
I'm a convert DT!